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But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck, she got runned over by a darned old train. And we all got re-baptized whether we needed it or not. Call a sex line like a boss Cry deeply like a boss Demand a refund like a boss Eat a bagel like a boss.

The 35 Funniest Songs Of All Time

Heck, I hit just where I was aiming. Friends say he's trying too hard And he's not quite hip.

The 35 Funniest Songs Of All Time

Songs to help you fall asleep. But really, who hasn't smoked weed with Willie? This list is all about funny country songs. Cleaning This Gun Come on In Boy Relatable song about an overprotective father getting ready for his daughter to date.

The 35 Funniest Songs Of All Time

Ten Rounds with Jose Cuervo Drinking songs are usually pretty funny, especiallly when you're looking to go ten rounds with Jose Cuervo. This silly song by Patsy Cline was released before she made it big and her music got moodier. He asked me if we could get more books like it.

If you don't see your favorite, funny country song on here, feel free to add it. One Piece at a Time A funny song about slowly stealing your dream car off the assembly line, candara regular font one piece at a time. Jason Aldean waxes poetic on the charms of country life in this funny homage to growing up dirt poor in the sticks. Here is a preview of the top funniest songs of all time.

Toby Keith sobers up and realizes his partner is actually kind of a drag. Sometimes musicians need a break from singing about tough times and lost love, so they write something silly and fun. All My Exes Live in Texas George Strait's song with a sense of humor about why the man can no longer visit the lone star state. It can also be pretty good for a laugh.

How fucking romantic Must we really waltz? Drag another cliche Howling from the vaults.

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Beautiful deep purple Amethyst from Brazil and Uruguay near Denver. All Songdrops songs written and sung by Bryant Oden. Shave years off your mind and body and prove that age is just a number. Alan Jackson gets wasted and accidentally marries the wrong woman, as one does in country songs.

Apparently, the butt of the woman Trace Adkins is singing about is so big that it makes him spout gibberish. You can check out his website at ScottMartinMusic. Bubba Shot the Jukebox Mark Chesnutt You know that moment when you get too sad and drunk for your own good and shoot the bar's jukebox? Faceboook Twitter Instagram. What are the funniest country songs?

Take a look through the list, and vote up all of the country songs that you think are the funniest and that you like the most. This is just one of many hilarious country songs written by Roger Miller.

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Peaches - Mommy Complex

Ohhhh dear penis, I dont like you anymore Used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine. The ravages of time affect everyone, even Toby Keith. And then on our next date Well, you could bring your roommate I don't know if Stu is keen to But if you want, we could double team you.

30 Funniest Lines From Country SongsPeaches - Mommy Complex

Write back as soon as you can. Through word of mouth let it be known The man who spends his life on a mission, he's legendary Travelling from coast to coast He's the contemporary Johnny Appleseed. So, I had some beers with the girls last night. Well it seems last night That you caught me spankin And no use denying it Well I was really crankin.

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Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box. Hush now baby don't you stress I'm gonna fill you mommy complex. It's actually music that we, as adults, can listen to and not go crazy when we hear it over and over again. Weed with Willie This song about smoking weed with Willie Nelson was never originally intended to be recorded.

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